Aquí hay un enfoque ligeramente diferente:
Python, 368308297 bytes
EDITAR, en realidad lo jugué esta vez. Afeitado de 60 caracteres.
from random import*
from en import*
C=choice
v=["code-golf","understand","go","do"]
n=["salad","octopus","fun","lunch"]
for f,l in("verbs",v),("nouns",n):exec"l.append(str(C(wordnet.all_"+f+"()))[:-4]);"*12
exec'print"Computers will never",C(v),noun.article(C(n)),C(("for","after")),C(n);'*input()
Aquí está el truco de golf del que estoy más orgulloso:
for f,l in("all_verbs",v),("all_nouns",n):
¡Ni siquiera sabía que Python podría hacer eso! Aquí hay una explicación más simple:
for (a, b) in ((0, 1), (1, 2), (2, 3)):
asigna a y b a 0 y 1, y luego a 1 y 2, y luego a 2 y 3.
Esto utiliza la biblioteca de lingüística de NodeBox para generar una lista de verbos / sustantivos / cláusulas, y luego los selecciona aleatoriamente.
Esta biblioteca no es tan buena para generar palabras aleatorias (de ahí los 368 bytes), pero lo bueno de este enfoque es que obtienes algunas parábolas tranquilizadoras bastante aleatorias. Esto es lo que quiero decir.
Computers will never attempt a syria for synchronization.
Computers will never understand a salad for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an electric company for synchronization.
Computers will never pivot a dusk for fun.
Computers will never bedaze an electric company for genus osmerus.
Computers will never brim a salad for vital principle.
Computers will never attempt an erythroxylum after lunch.
Computers will never understand an uuq for water birch.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for 17.
Computers will never lie in an octopus for change of mind.
Computers will never happen upon a toothpowder for water birch.
Computers will never typeset an electric company for change of mind.
Computers will never brim a french oceania after lunch.
Computers will never bring out an ictiobus for glossodia.
Computers will never bedazzle an animal fancier for ash cake.
Computers will never attempt a dusk for genus osmerus.
Computers will never understand an animal fancier for genus osmerus.
Computers will never accredit a prickly pear cactus for 17.
Computers will never typeset an erythroxylum for water birch.
Pero bueno, no creo que el programa de nadie más genere el dicho: "Las computadoras nunca deslumbrarán a un fanático de los animales por el pastel de ceniza".
Aquí hay una versión sin golf (574 bytes):
import random
import en
v = ["code-golf", "understand"]#list of verbs
n = ["a salad", "an octopus"]#list of nouns
c = ["for fun", "after lunch"]#list of clauses
for i in range(14):
v.append(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
n.append(en.noun.article(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_nouns()))[:-4]))
c.append("for "+str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
N=input("Enter the number of reassuring phrases you want: ")
for i in range(N):
print "Computers will never"+' '+random.choice(v)+' '+random.choice(n)+' '+random.choice(c )+'.'
Y por último pero definitivamente no menos importante, aquí están algunas de mis parábolas tranquilizadoras favoritas, que predigo que se convertirán en frases populares en los próximos 10-15 años.
Computers will never move around a methenamine for godwin austen.
Computers will never conk an adzuki bean for bitterwood tree.
Computers will never jaywalk a cross-dresser for fun.
Computers will never hyperbolize an accessory after the fact for norfolk island pine.
Computers will never dissolve a salad for earth wax.
Computers will never acetylise an incontrovertibility for dictatorship.
Computers will never reciprocate a strizostedion vitreum glaucum for commelinaceae.
Computers will never goose an action replay for star chamber.
Computers will never veto a bottom lurkers for jackboot.
Computers will never reciprocate a visual cortex for oleaginousness.
Computers will never baptise a special relativity after lunch.
Computers will never understand a gipsywort for citrus tangelo.
Computers will never get it a brand-name drug for electronic computer.
Computers will never deforest a paperboy after lunch.
Computers will never bundle up a nazi for repurchase.
Computers will never elapse a bernhard riemann for counterproposal.
y mi favorito personal:
Computers will never romanticise a cockatoo parrot for cross-fertilization.
