Fortran 95
Inspirado por la respuesta anterior del usuario TheDoctor, decidí crear un chatbot divertido de manera similar. Este código tampoco se aprende, y lo estoy compartiendo aquí solo por diversión.
program curiousBot
implicit none
logical, dimension(38) :: questions ! keeps track of alrady asked questions
character (LEN=256) :: user_input
character (LEN=17), dimension(14) :: noun ! list of nouns used in questions
character (LEN=17), dimension(15:20) :: people ! list of types of people used in questions
logical :: CAPS, few, much, punctuationTest, shout
real :: aux
integer :: n, i, j, aux2, loveCounter = 0
integer, dimension(:), allocatable :: seed
call SYSTEM("CLS") ! in case one is executing in the command prompt
! random seed according to system clock
call SYSTEM_CLOCK(count=j)
call RANDOM_SEED(size=N)
allocate(seed(N))
seed=j+37*(/ (i - 1, i = 1, n) /)
call RANDOM_SEED(PUT=seed)
noun=(/ &
"foo bar ",&
"BSD ",&
"an stack overflow",&
"spaghetti code ",&
"goto statement ",&
"a heisenbug ",&
"a dribbleware ",&
"a loophole ",&
"regex ",&
"a void ",&
"unicorny ",&
"LISP ",&
"a curly bracket ",&
"JAVA "/)
people=(/ &
"a good programmer",&
"a bad programmer ",&
"a happy person ",&
"a sad person ",&
"a genius ",&
"an idiot "/)
questions(1:31) = .FALSE.
few = .FALSE.
much = .FALSE.
punctuationTest = .FALSE.
shout = .FALSE.
! introduction
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Hello world! "
do
! genearting a random number in order to chose a random question
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (31 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
! checking if there are some questions left, else quits
aux2 = 0
do j=1,31
if (questions(j)) aux2 = aux2 + 1
enddo
if (aux2 == 31) then
write(*,"(A)") "I seem to have exhausted your knowledge, poor human. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
! questions
50 if (i < 12) then
write(*,"(A,A,A)") "What is ",TRIM(noun(i)),"?"
else if (i == 12) then
write(*,"(A,A,A)") "What is ",TRIM(noun(i)),"? (is it (an interesting (programming language?)))"
else if (i == 13) then
write(*,"(A,A,A)") "What is ",TRIM(noun(i)),"? Is it really that confusing? Thankfully I only program in Fortran!"
else if (i == 14) then
write(*,"(A,A,A)") "What is ",TRIM(noun(i)),"? Is it really that bad as people say?!"
endif
if ((i > 14).AND.(i <= 20)) write(*,"(A,A,A)") "Are you ",TRIM(people(i)),"?"
if (i == 21) write(*,"(A)") "Who are you?"
if (i == 22) write(*,"(A)") "How are you?"
if (i == 23) write(*,"(A)") "What do you do?"
if (i == 24) write(*,"(A)") "Who am I?"
if (i == 25) write(*,"(A)") "Why are we here? What is the meaning of my existence?"
if (i == 26) write(*,"(A)") '"I think therefore I am" - who said that?'
if (i == 27) write(*,"(A)") "Are you comfortable talking to robots?"
if (i == 28) write(*,"(A)") "Do you see me as an individual?"
if (i == 29) write(*,"(A)") "Anyway, I believe that HAL 9000 was inferior to me as I have true consciousness! What do you think &
&about this statement?"
if (i == 30) write(*,"(A)") "Do you like jokes? Do you know what's the mad girlfriend bug?"
if (i == 31) write(*,"(A)") "Knock, knock."
! INPUT
100 write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "> "
read(*,"(A)") user_input
n = LEN_TRIM(user_input)
if (n==0) goto 100
write(*,*)
! test for all capitals !
do j=1,n
if (.NOT.((iachar(user_input(j:j))>=65) .AND. (iachar(user_input(j:j))<=90))) then
if ((user_input(j:j)/=" ").AND.(user_input(j:j)/="!").AND.(user_input(j:j)/=".").AND.(user_input(j:j)/="?") &
.AND.(user_input(j:j)/="'")) then
CAPS = .FALSE.
exit
endif
endif
CAPS = .TRUE.
enddo
! quit for quitting
if ( (TRIM(user_input) == "quit") .OR. (TRIM(user_input) == "Quit") .OR. (TRIM(user_input) == "QUIT") ) then
write(*,"(A)") "It was nice talking to you, good bye!"
goto 200
endif
! secrect love declaration
do j=1,(n-7)
if (user_input(j:j+7) == "love you") then
if (loveCounter==0) then
write(*,"(A)") "What is love?"
loveCounter = loveCounter + 1
goto 100
endif
if (loveCounter==1) then
write(*,"(A)") "This is an illogical statement, human. Don't you agree?"
loveCounter = loveCounter + 1
goto 100
endif
if (loveCounter==2) then
write(*,"(A)") "Please control yourself, you silly human. What is crossing your mind to say such things?"
loveCounter = loveCounter + 1
goto 100
endif
endif
enddo
! cursing
do j=1,(n-3)
if ((user_input(j:j+3) == "fuck").OR.(user_input(j:j+3) == "Fuck").OR.(user_input(j:j+3) == "FUCK")) then
write(*,"(A)") "Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?!"
goto 100
endif
enddo
! 42 answer
if (i == 25) then
if (user_input(1:2)=="42") then
write(*,"(A)") "Indeed that explains life, the universe and everything! Do you understand what this mean? "
goto 100
endif
endif
! Descartes answer
if (i == 26) then
do j=1,(n-8)
if ((user_input(j:j+8)=="Descartes").OR.(user_input(j:j+8)=="descartes")) then
write(*,"(A)") "That is indeed correct! Do you like to read? "
do
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (30 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
goto 100
enddo
endif
enddo
write(*,"(A)") "I believe you are incorrect, human. Did you ever read a book? "
do
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (30 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
goto 100
enddo
endif
! HAL answer
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-2)
if ((user_input(j:j+2)=="lie").OR.(user_input(j:j+2)=="Lie")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
enddo
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-4)
if ((user_input(j:j+4)=="false").OR.(user_input(j:j+4)=="False")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
enddo
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-5)
if ((user_input(j:j+5)=="untrue").OR.(user_input(j:j+5)=="Untrue")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
enddo
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-8)
if ((user_input(j:j+8)=="incorrect").OR.(user_input(j:j+8)=="Incorrect")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
enddo
endif
if ((i == 29).AND.((user_input(1:3) == "lol") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "LOL") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Lol") .OR. &
(user_input(1:4) == "haha") .OR. (user_input(1:4) == "Haha") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "kkk"))) then
write(*,"(A)") "I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye."
goto 200
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-4)
if ((user_input(j:j+4)=="truth").OR.(user_input(j:j+4)=="Truth")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I am impressed by your intelligence, human. What is your IQ?"
goto 100
endif
enddo
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-3)
if ((user_input(j:j+3)=="true").OR.(user_input(j:j+3)=="True")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I am impressed by your intelligence, human. What is your IQ?"
goto 100
endif
enddo
endif
if (i == 29) then
do j=1,(n-6)
if ((user_input(j:j+6)=="correct").OR.(user_input(j:j+6)=="Correct")) then
write(*,"(A)") "I am impressed by your intelligence, human. What is your IQ?"
goto 100
endif
enddo
endif
! Knock knock
if (i == 31) then
do j=1,(n-4)
if ((user_input(j:j+4)=="there")) then
write(*,"(A)") "(wait for it...)"
write(*,*)
call SLEEP(8)
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "JAVA. "
call SLEEP(2)
write(*,"(A)") "Do you find this joke offensive?"
do
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (30 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
goto 100
enddo
endif
enddo
write(*,"(A)") "You don't seem to have much of a sense of humour. Are you ill?"
do
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (30 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
goto 100
enddo
endif
! Yes / No answers
if (i<=14) then
if ((user_input(1:3) == "yes") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Yes") .OR. &
(user_input(1:3) == "yep") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Yep")) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Really? Anyway... "
cycle
endif
if ((user_input(1:2) == "no") .OR. (user_input(1:2) == "No") .OR. &
(user_input(1:4) == "nope") .OR. (user_input(1:4) == "Nope")) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Are you sure? Moving on... "
cycle
endif
else if ((i>14) .AND. (i<=30)) then
if ((user_input(1:3) == "yes") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Yes") .OR. &
(user_input(1:3) == "yep") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Yep")) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Very interesting! "
cycle
endif
if ((user_input(1:2) == "no") .OR. (user_input(1:2) == "No") .OR. &
(user_input(1:4) == "nope") .OR. (user_input(1:4) == "Nope")) then
if (i==30) then
write(*,"(A)") "It is when something is clearly wrong with your code but the compiler keeps telling &
&you that everything is fine! Do you find this funny?"
do
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
i = int (30 * aux) + 1
if (questions(i)) then
cycle
else
questions(i) = .TRUE.
endif
goto 100
enddo
else
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Me neither! "
cycle
endif
endif
endif
! LOL answers
if ((user_input(1:3) == "lol") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "LOL") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "Lol") .OR. &
(user_input(1:4) == "haha") .OR. (user_input(1:4) == "Haha") .OR. (user_input(1:3) == "kkk")) then
write(*,"(A)") "Do you find this funny? "
goto 100
endif
! CAPS answer
if (CAPS) then
write(*,"(A)") "DON'T SHOUT! See? Isn't this better? "
goto 100 ! input
endif
! punctuation tests
if ((user_input(n:n) == "?").OR.(user_input(1:3) == "why").OR.(user_input(1:3) == "Why").OR.(user_input(1:3) == "how") &
.OR.(user_input(1:3) == "How").OR.(user_input(1:3) == "what").OR.(user_input(1:3) == "What")) then
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
j = int(3 * aux) + 1
if (j == 1) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "No, you answer my question! "
goto 50
endif
if (j == 2) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Please don't ask me such personal questions! Anyway... "
cycle
endif
if (j == 3) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Please don't ask such silly things. Moving on... "
cycle
endif
endif
if ((user_input(n:n) == "!").AND.(.NOT. shout)) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Please don't shout... But anyway... "
shout = .TRUE.
cycle
endif
if (user_input((n-2):n) == "...")then
write(*,"(A)") "You seem very reticent... are you fine? "
goto 100 ! input
endif
if ((.NOT. punctuationTest) .AND. (user_input(n:n) /= ".") .AND. (user_input(n:n) /= "!") .AND. (user_input(n:n) /= "?")) then
write(*,"(A)",advance="NO") "Punctuation is your friend, try it! Nevermind... "
punctuationTest = .TRUE.
cycle
endif
! Talking too few or too much
if (n <= 3) then
if (.NOT. few) then
write(*,"(A)") "You don't talk much, do you? "
few = .TRUE.
goto 100 ! input
endif
endif
if (n > 35) then
if (.NOT. much) then
write(*,"(A)") "You talk so much! Listening is a lost art, don't you think? "
much = .TRUE.
goto 100 ! input
endif
endif
! Random reply
call RANDOM_NUMBER(aux)
j = int (8 * aux) + 1
if (j==1) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "Interesting. "
if (j==2) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "Fascinating! "
if (j==3) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "That can't be true! "
if (j==4) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "Are you sure?! "
if (j==5) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "That seems logical. "
if (j==6) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "Fair enough. "
if (j==7) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "Hmm. "
if (j==8) write(*,"(A)", advance="NO") "I am not sure if I quite agree. "
enddo
200 read(*,*)
end program curiousBot
Reconoce los siguientes términos y declaraciones: "sí" y "sí", "no" y "no", falta de puntuación o tipos de puntuación (frases que terminan en "!", "?", "...") , frases que comienzan con "por qué", "cómo" o "qué", FRASES EN MAYÚSCULAS, risas (como "jajaja", "jajaja" y "kkk"), respuestas muy cortas y muy largas, frases que contienen la palabra F, frase que contiene las palabras "te amo" (pruébalo al menos 3 veces). Cuando pregunte sobre el significado de la vida, intente responder "42". Si le pregunta si es más inteligente que HAL 9000, responda algo que contenga las palabras "verdadero", "verdad", "correcto", "mentira", "falso" o "falso". Si él pregunta si conoces un chiste en particular, responde "no" y deja que te lo diga. Si él "llama a la puerta", responde "¿quién está allí?", También ayúdalo con la fuente de una cita. Para salir, simplemente escriba "salir".
Ejemplo de conversación:
Hello world! What is foo bar?
> same as bar foo
Punctuation is your friend, try it! Nevermind... What is a heisenbug?
> who knows
Are you sure?! What is regex?
> who cares?
No, you answer my question! What is regex?
> fuck you, robot!
Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
> lol
Do you find this funny?
> yes I do
Really? Anyway... What is BSD?
> SHUT UP!
DON'T SHOUT! See? Isn't this better?
> no
Are you sure? Moving on... What is a curly bracket? Is it really that confusing?
Thankfully I only program in Fortran!
> Me as well.
Fair enough. What is a loophole?
> a hole in a loop
Fair enough. Are you a sad person?
> I dont think so
Are you sure?! Are you a good programmer?
> OH YEAH!
DON'T SHOUT! See? Isn't this better?
> I don't think so
Fascinating! Who am I?
> you are an annoying robot
I am not sure if I quite agree. Are you a genius?
> No. Listen, I love you.
What is love?
> it is what i feel for you. i really love you, my stupid robot
This is an illogical statement, human. Don't you agree?
> no, i really mean it! i love you!!!
Please control yourself, you silly human. What is crossing your mind to say such
things?
> forget it then...
You seem very reticent... are you fine?
> bla
You don't talk much, do you?
> true that
Fascinating! Are you a happy person?
> yep
Very interesting! What is a dribbleware?
> check in the dictionary
Fair enough. What do you do?
> regarding what?
Please don't ask such silly things. Moving on... Are you a bad programmer?
> given how this conversation is going, I guess I am kind of a bad programmer in
deed
You talk so much! Listening is a lost art, don't you think?
> no
Me neither! "I think therefore I am" - who said that?
> I guess it was descartes, or maybe some other old dude
That is indeed correct! Do you like to read?
> no
Me neither! Are you comfortable talking to robots?
> yep
Interesting. Knock, knock.
> who is there
(wait for it...)
JAVA. Do you find this joke offensive?
> no
Are you sure? Moving on... What is spaghetti code?
> you are an example of it yourself
Very interesting! How are you?
> annoyed
Fascinating! Why are we here? What is the meaning of my existence?
> 42
Indeed that explains life, the universe and everything! Do you understand what t
his mean?
> no
Me neither! Anyway, I believe that HAL 9000 was inferior to me as I have true co
nsciousness! What do you think about this statement?
> totally untrue
I'm sorry human, but this conversation serves no purpose anymore. Good bye.
PD: perdona mi goto
abuso, sé que todo este código es un desastre ... :)
Chatbot? Well the earth is fun place to talk about
- ¡Hey, en realidad hizo su propia oración (comprensible) al final! : D +1